Okay, I'm less angry but have a million things to do, so I'm just going to say this:
All IVs are OUT
Which means no more sponge baths -- I gave her a REAL bath last night, I guess the first one since she was born!
She liked it -- at least, she liked it after she pooped in it and we had to change the water and start all over again. Randy said she was like a frightened squid.